Mikel Arteta’s chances of playing for England are dashed

• Everton’s Spanish star unlikely to be able to switch allegiance
• Arteta’s appearances for Spain Under-16s and 17s are a snag

Mikel Arteta’s chances of playing for England are destined to end in disappointment.

In recent weeks there has been a campaign growing around the Everton midfielder, who had been led to believe he would be eligible for England after completing five years residency in the United Kingdom. Because Arteta has never played for Spain, it appeared he would be able to switch national allegiances once he had been granted UK citizenship.

Earlier this week, the Football Association stressed it had not been asked to investigate the matter by Fabio Capello, although it was thought the England manager had spoken briefly to Arteta, who was said to be enthusiastic about the prospect.

However, it now transpires Arteta is almost certainly not eligible at all. “Under our understanding of Fifa rules the player is ineligible to play for England,” an FA spokesman told Press Association Sport this evening.

While the world governing body is anxious not to pre-judge any request from the FA, it has been pointed out the rules on previously appearing for national sides do not cover full internationals alone.

The little-known Article 18.1.a within the Fifa statutes outlines that any player who has represented his country in an official competition, at whatever level, would at that time need to have held a passport for the country he later wished to play for in order to be permitted to make the switch.

In Arteta’s case, because he played for Spain in the Under-16 European Championships and then in the Fifa World Championships at Under-17 level, the only way he could satisfy the current criteria is if he held a UK passport at the same time.

It hardly seems likely a 28-year-old from San Sebastián would have gained such a document over a decade ago, which means that even if an application to Fifa was made on the FA’s behalf, it would automatically be rejected.

This news is bound to come as a blow to Arteta, and maybe even Capello. However, it does save further controversy, not least because the Scotland manager, Craig Levein, recently pointed out a gentleman’s agreement between the four home nations where they have all vowed not to exploit eligibility loopholes.

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Premier League chalkboards analysis

This week we use chalkboards to look at Wolves’ shackling of Joey Barton, Nemanja Vidic’s tackling, Mikel John Obi’s passing, and Leighton Baines’ positioning

Mick McCarthy’s Wolverhampton side had a clear plan to target Joey Barton on Saturday – he was subjected to a succession of extremely hard tackles. The main offender was Karl Henry, but he was not the only one, as four separate Wolves players were booked for fouls on the Newcastle platyer. The chalkboard above shows the seven fouls on him over the course of the game. Barton’s challenge in the 95th minute was just his second foul of the match, but still earned him a booking.

West Ham struggled to construct many meaningful attacks at Old Trafford on Saturday. A large part of this was Carlton Cole’s inability to hold the ball up as Nemanja Vidic kept winning it from him. The Manchester United defender had an excellent game, winning eight of the nine challenges he contested throughout the match.

The signing of Ramires from Benfica has raised doubts about whether Mikel John Obi will be a regular starter for Chelsea this season but the Nigerian has made an excellent start to 2010/11. He continued his good form against Stoke, completing 103 of the 106 passes he attempted. Critics will say the passes are all short and sideways – but Mikel’s primary job when he gets the ball is to keep possession and he did that excellently.

Leighton Baines was a constant outlet on the left hand side for Everton in their 0-1 defeat at Villa Park, constantly stretching the play and putting some dangerous crosses into the box. This heatmap of his passing shows how far up the pitch modern full-backs play when their side dominates possession.

Michael Cox is editor of zonalmarking.net. You can also follow zonalmarking on Twitter

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Only a ’sack-load of cash’ would prise Steven Pienaar from Everton

• Pienaar continues to reject £60k-a-week deal
• Club prepared to let midfielder’s contract run down

David Moyes has said it would take “a sack-load of cash” for him to consider selling Steven Pienaar before the transfer deadline and confirmed Everton missed out on Craig Bellamy due to a lack of funds.

The South Africa international is refusing to accept the £60,000-a-week contract extension that Everton offered before the end of last season and would become a free agent when his current deal expires next summer.

Tottenham Hotspur have again been linked with the 28-year-old but Moyes insists he is under no pressure to sell the player he bought for £2m from Borussia Dortmund. He is prepared to hold Pienaar to the final 12 months of his contract in the absence of a substantial offer or agreement with